Cawen in de milk, Ai am broking my chiken'n wife. Desde luego como desvaria la gente del foro... Algun chistecillo mas?
Hu's o the phone Admiteddly, it's a stretch to say that the following conversation is directly related to oil and gas, but it> '> s just too clever to pass up. Besides, US President George Bush is a former oilman and, even in his current job, he can significantly affect global oil issues. It seems that playwright James Sherman experienced one of those special brainstorms when the Communist Chinese Party chose Vice President Hu Jintao as its new general secretary. Sherman penned the following dialog between Bush and his National Security Advisor, Condoleeza Rice (Condi) Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China George: Great, lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China George: That's what I want to know Condi: That's what I> '> m telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu George: the guy in China. Condi: Hu George: the new leader of China Condi: Hu George: the Chinese fellow! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name George: That's whose name? Condi: yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, Sir. George: Yasser? Yasser Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct George: then who is in China? Condi: yes, sir George: Yasser is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: yes, sir George: Yasser? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the General Secretary of the UN on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No, but now tou mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the UN. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yasser! The guy at the UN. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk!!! Will you please make the call? Condi: and call who? George: Who is the guy at the UN? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
nonono eras no es de ser mala , es instinto de supervivencia :mrgreen: , q los hay que cuando te leen te quedas asi :shock: :shock: