Como reconocer a un Globero

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  1. Asturianu

    Asturianu Vendedor ropa Ciclista

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    Yo reconozco a un globero por diferentes detalles, supongo que cada uno reconocera a uno de su forma particular..

    1º los reconozco por su ropa del LIDL o del centro comercial o gran superficie mas cercana.

    2º Por que salen los domingos( a las mañanas), estos son globeros-domingueros.

    3º Su casco deja mucho que desear, sus gafas de sol son de colores chillones y estridentes.

    4º Suelen tener un pepino de bici, lo ultimo del mercado, la cual solo sacan los domingos, o para hacer marchas cicloturistas y llegar cuando uno ya ha terminado de comer y se va a marchar, pepinos de bicis que solo tienen para fardar y para hacerse notar a las cuales no les hacen mas de 4000 km al año.

    5º Pertenecen a peñas como LOS CHIRIMOLLOS, BAR EL PUMA y cosas así..

    6º Entran en el foro y colocan 50 fotos de una ruta que an echo de 3h de duración en la cual an parado 17 veces para hacer las fotos, luego dicen que hacen medias de 23 en MTB y de 27 en carretera, normal, parando 100 veces tambien las hago yo...

    Nota importante:
    Hay excepciones si te sientes identificado con algo de esto no quiere decir que seas globero pero estas cerca de serlo...

    Venga ahora ¿tu como los reconoces?.
     
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  2. manuel ces cristobo

    manuel ces cristobo I AM A RYDER

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    -porque a alguien le guste el mtb tiene que gastarse tropecientos euros en equipacion y en unas gafas Oakley???

    -si al que le mola salir una tarde de domingo dar una vuelta y le sobra la pasta no puede permitirse un pepino??

    - si te gusta la fotografia no puedes pararte a tirar una foto en el monte pa no ser un globero??

    -si tienes un grupo de colegas con los cuales te lo pasas de **** madre y tienen una peña de **** pena no puedes ser socio??

    no se si me dejo algo en el tintero.
    creo que el mtb cada uno lo disfruta a su manera y sin importarle si hace mas o menos que otro.

    probablemente el que no haga mas de 4.000km anuales sera mas aficionado al mtb que muchos otros, pero no tendra tiempo.



    e dicho.
     
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  3. manuel ces cristobo

    manuel ces cristobo I AM A RYDER

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    SI SOY GLOBERO!!!!!!!!!!!








    PD. de alto estanding casi llegando a globero de elite.
     
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  4. Asturianu

    Asturianu Vendedor ropa Ciclista

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    jajajajjajaja....este post no es para que nadie se enfade ojo, es simple curiosidad, todos cuando vemos a uno u otro en bici lo catalogamos como pro o globero o cicloturista, asi que aqui decid como los diferenciais....
     
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  5. mtbmig

    mtbmig Invitado

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    para mi son los que llevan los calzoncillos debajo del culote pero eso si,tienen to el derecha a disfrutar del mtb a su manera,claro,con el culo escozio,jejejje

    saludos
     

  6. meurus

    meurus Simplemente argentino...

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    Yo lo reconozco cuando lo veo en fotos, en espejos.... da casualidad que esta persona vive en mi casa y se llama igual que yo!!!!

    SOY GLOBERO!!!!!! :crybaby :crybaby :crybaby :rolf :rolf :rolf
     
  7. Asturianu

    Asturianu Vendedor ropa Ciclista

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    beno, reconocerlo es un buen paso, la verdad que nadie ha dicho que ser globero sea ofensivo o catalogar a alguien en tal grupo se haga con esa intención...
     
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  8. APUPO

    APUPO わずか9

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    +1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  9. greg oscuro

    greg oscuro Novato

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    A los que NO son globeros los reconozco por por:

    1º Van con ropa de marca.

    2º Salen por la semana, así que o están en paro o son funcionarios.

    3º Llevan casco y gafas supermegachupiguays

    4º Llevan una bici de hace 10 años, con más kilómetros que el cometa Haley. Normal, si están en paro, y se gastan el dinero en ropa de marca y casco y gafas supermegachupiguays no te puede quedar dinero para cambiar la bici ¿no?

    5º Son super profesionales y en vez de pertenecer a peñas LOS CHIRIMOLLOS, BAR EL PUMA, se les puede ver con el maillot del TEAM ROCKET VIPP EXPRESS

    :mrgreen: :burladia:
     
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  10. APUPO

    APUPO わずか9

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    jajajajajaja!!!!
     
  11. Asturianu

    Asturianu Vendedor ropa Ciclista

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    Otro mosqueao...jajajaja...
     
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  12. aya

    aya Propiedad de Montaraz

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    ¡¡¡******.................!!!!
    Pues menos lo de los calzoncillos, el resto lo cumplo todo........:???: :???:

    ¡Soy un globero...............!

    :crybaby :crybaby :crybaby :crybaby


    P.D. Ya notaba algo raro cuando, una vez equipado, me miraba al espejo.....

    :-D :-D :-D :-D
     
  13. harl-adri-harl

    harl-adri-harl Baneado

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    vivo con tu **** madre
    todo el que no monta a diario es un globero
    la bici se coge todos los dias ese es el primer y unico mandamiento de mi religion
    el segundo es los findes hay que salir de fiesta y al dia siguiente coger la bici , da igual como estes pero hay que cogerla xDDD
     
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  14. manuel ces cristobo

    manuel ces cristobo I AM A RYDER

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    amen hermano.
     
  15. Asturianu

    Asturianu Vendedor ropa Ciclista

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    Un globero no sale en bike cuando llueve....vamos ni cuando hace frio la mayoría de las veces, jajajaja...
     
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  17. Asturianu

    Asturianu Vendedor ropa Ciclista

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    Chupame los huevos Nike!!
     
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    para mi globero es el que sale con su bici SIN CASCO
     
  20. bitel

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    Globero es el que no me devuelve el saludo al cruzarnos.
     

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