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  1. ktm

    ktm Paz y amoR

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    estas mas seco que el aire del norte!!
    eres mas basto que un bocadillo de piedras!!
    parece menterio
    no merece la pierna
    cantidubi dubi dubi canti dubi dubi daa a mover el esqueleto
    volando voy volando vengo por el camino yo me entretengo.... ya me ire acordando de mas... que ahora con la que llevo no tengo la cabeza pa recordar...
     
  2. jou

    jou Gava trails&Dh/fr

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    Jajajajaja el amo, vaya frases me reido poco
     
  3. Fuliche

    Fuliche Miembro

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    te mueves mas que el tanga de una coja.....
    solo se,que no se nada, que ya es saber algo....


    el de la poesia!!! juaSSSSSSS que me he partio, no he parao de reirme,juas, que guapo, ahora toca imprimirlo y ponerse a escribirlo en la puerta de los baños del corte ingles :p son bromas...que e smu largo jajaja saludos!!
     
  4. chettos15

    chettos15 ----o00o--'(_)'--o00o----

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    te mueves menos que los ojos de espinete....
     
  5. chettos15

    chettos15 ----o00o--'(_)'--o00o----

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    te estiras menos que el portero de un futbolin
     
  6. scott_jbd

    scott_jbd MTB LA ROCA

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    Tienes mas tonterias q el coche fantastico. es mala
     
  7. scott_jbd

    scott_jbd MTB LA ROCA

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    m e acordao d otras:
    Una q dice mi amigo mucho aora; dice donde qeres los dientes en la mano o en una bolsa del carrefour.
    Tienes menos luces q un barco pirata
     
  8. tata_flix

    tata_flix Sembragulles Freeride

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    mi abuela... me voy a hacer una amanida con una ensalada y a freir unas patatas fritas...
     
  9. chettos15

    chettos15 ----o00o--'(_)'--o00o----

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    si te meto un tortazo haces la mili en el aire...
     
  10. gtzone

    gtzone Novato

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    Mimamamemima
     
  11. GTbiker

    GTbiker Baneado

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    eres tonto o fumas tampax?
    tu mamá, es taaan gorda, que una vez se dio la vuelta en la cama, y se calló por los dos laos, la muy hipopotama xD
     
  12. chettos15

    chettos15 ----o00o--'(_)'--o00o----

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    me follaria a tu perro para entrar en tu familia
     
  13. tolibra

    tolibra Novato

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    eres mas tonto k un bocao en la *****
     
  14. tolibra

    tolibra Novato

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    si tu culo fuese una tostada habria k darle mantekilla con un remo
     
  15. poii

    poii berza reina

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    yo quiero una abuela asiiiiii :bravo
     
  16. xaviespejo

    xaviespejo El DeL CaBLe!!

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    De BLaAaAaANnNeSsSs!!
    Tienes menos sangre que la compresa de la Veneno!
     
  17. sisoma

    sisoma SrGi

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    jaja tienes mas tonterias q una tienda de 20 duros xD
     
  18. chettos15

    chettos15 ----o00o--'(_)'--o00o----

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    eres tonto o comes ******..
     
  19. Sombra Gris

    Sombra Gris -Dani-

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    Eres tonto o abrazas a las farolas?
     
  20. .:JuaNK:.DiRT

    .:JuaNK:.DiRT -Palau's Style-

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    Mi keli-Palau-Bcn-CAtaluña-España-Mundo!xD
    dios que bueno el **** poema! jajjajajaja
     

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