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  1. carlocito

    carlocito Baneado

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    frieme un huevo frito




    saludos
     
  2. miss Hyde

    miss Hyde Rubia

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    O cuando te la cojes con una mano y te sobran la ***** de dedos.
     
  3. harl-adri-harl

    harl-adri-harl Baneado

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    vivo con tu **** madre
    tengo mas sueño ke una cesta gaticos al lao una estufaa
     
  4. Sir Absolut

    Sir Absolut Vale Dirt

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    No sera te faltan? xk sino vaya ****** de *****
     
  5. ZUMBARETA

    ZUMBARETA Novato

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    "bajamos pabajo?"
     
  6. Them_fromthecatacombs!

    Them_fromthecatacombs! Cobarde de la pradera

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    "chupa tranquila que yo te aviso" :meparto
     
  7. miss Hyde

    miss Hyde Rubia

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    Exactamente. Vaya cosita. Sobran la ***** de dedos.
     
  8. Sir Absolut

    Sir Absolut Vale Dirt

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    equis dé !
     
  9. omar_bdn91

    omar_bdn91 Novato

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    esta frase me la dijo un chico k se presento en la FWC:
    tu madre es tan gorda k pa darle el abrazo de fin de año hay k empezar en octubre xD
     
  10. omar_bdn91

    omar_bdn91 Novato

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    una de la peli ali g tu madre es tan gorda k se tumbo en la cama y se cayo x los dos lados xD
     
  11. carlocito

    carlocito Baneado

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    tienes menos luces k un barco pirata



    saludos
     
  12. Sir Absolut

    Sir Absolut Vale Dirt

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    Oye tio no me rayes !!!
    Anda! Comprate un caracol y tunealo
     
  13. Dario Caldito Tejado

    Dario Caldito Tejado SUFRIDOR INCANSABLE

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    eres tan tonto que bailas la musica del telediario y te columpias de la cadena del water
     
  14. carlocito

    carlocito Baneado

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    anda corre corriendo



    saludos
     
  15. Tripiman

    Tripiman Xaiiiiiiiiii!

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    "Aborto de mono"

    Pd: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    Pd2: Puede que no sean buenas, pero yo me crujo con ellas...
     
  16. fer_bouk

    fer_bouk Galicia biker

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    xk el mar echa espuma? xk la sirenita se llama ariel....
     
  17. Dr. Cacique

    Dr. Cacique Baneado

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    fuera de la cueva, dentro habia muchos maleantes
    mama pan y la mato ajjaja
     
  18. Dr. Cacique

    Dr. Cacique Baneado

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    fuera de la cueva, dentro habia muchos maleantes
    tengo otra
    en una familia que la madre se llama pepa el padre pepe y el hijo pepin sabeis como le pide pepe a pepa pan para pepin jajajaj

    la solucion:

    pepa parapepin pon pan pepa parapepin pon pan
     
  19. Kastle

    Kastle ††DeA†H FrOm AbOvE 1979††

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    ...la muy hipopotama..xDD
     
  20. Sir Absolut

    Sir Absolut Vale Dirt

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    Caraladrillo !

    XD Aborto de mono XD MAAAAAAAAAAX
     

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